Being sick on the first day of a new job is one of the worst things that can happen. Here’s a list of things you can do to pass the time.

• Agonize about calling in sick before you’ve even signed any paper work
• Worry about the offer being retracted
• Worry about the impression that you’re making on your co-workers and higher-ups
• Spend a lot of time in the bathroom
• Install WoW on your laptop and play from your own, personal thrown.