Illness strikes

Being sick on the first day of a new job is one of the worst things that can happen. Here’s a list of things you can do to pass the time.

  • Agonize about calling in sick before you’ve even signed any paper work
  • Worry about the offer being retracted
  • Worry about the impression that you’re making on your co-workers and higher-ups
  • Spend a lot of time in the bathroom
  • Install WoW on your laptop and play from your own, personal thrown.

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